Attorney Josh Lee stopped by the North Pole to get Santa’s list on what “to do” and “not to do” over the holidays. And he wants to make sure you get more than just coal in your stockings!
Naughty: Show up drunk at your ex-wife’s Christmas party!
Nice: If you’re gonna add vodka to the eggnog, stay home, don’t drive!
Naughty: Possessing marijuana without a license!
Nice: Don’t drive after using marijuana. The government will arrest you for DUI – even if you have a prescription.
Naughty: You got wasted at your office holiday party!
Nice: Buy your boss a thoughtful gift for the holidays.
Naughty: “I really must go, but Baby, It’s Cold Outside” You really should let your baby go… no-one wants a restraining order during the holidays. No means No. Remember Judges are gone for the Holidays and you will get to sit in jail a little longer than normal.
Nice: Hang some mistletoe and give her a kiss goodbye!
Naughty: If your “Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer”, she was probably drunk…
Nice: Encourage your friends and family to drink responsibly. Also, try drinking a glass of water after each alcoholic drink you have.
On a more serious note, if you choose to drink during the holidays, be smart and don’t drink and drive! Utilize your local resources such as Uber, Lyft, Tipsy Tow, or even call a friend to pick you up! However, if you find yourself unable to get home during Christmas give us a call at 918.782.0000. And remember, Santa doesn’t deliver to jail…